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Don't worry, you can still fill your info. Try it out.


But I have a feeling that you still won't...


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Sign Up For My Daily Copy Shenanigans And I'll Send You
"The Sales Page Loadout"

The 22 elements and actions I use to write highly-converting sales pages

This is basically a lean guide to writing a sales page.From start to finish, there is an element you can choose and add to make your reader smoothly read down to the buy button.This can work in every single niche (and I've personally used it in a bunch of them) with no problem.I've personally used the same info that's inside this document to 6.92x the conversion of a client's page...And have received comments like:"Amazing copywriter, if you don't want to get disappointed hire GC."and"I love this structure!"If you've ever used WordPress or SquareSpace or anything similar, think of these elements like the sales page equivalent.Instead of having to write a sales page completely from scratch, you can pick and choose the elements that fits the best for your current situation and add that to your page.I was originally going to add this to a course about copywriting, which I was going to sell for $197+.But I ended up scrapping the idea and I have to use this document somehow.So, I decided to give it to you for free.If you want it, all you have to do is add your email in the form and I'll send it to you.

But To Be Honest... You Might Find My Daily Emails Even MORE Valuable
(And Hilariously Creative)

This is where you'll find me most frequently and the only place I share my BEST stuff

Here's Daniel Throssell, maybe the current king of email copywriting--and potentially Australia's best copywriter--reacting to an email I wrote

And here's John Bejakovic--one of the most prominent figures in the email copywriting world--after I won a contest about the 'Most Fresh and Surprising Email'

But that's not all...Here's how people are reacting to my daily emails:

"Oh heck!!!! That's next level shyte"

"Let me know how the dog pee mixed with lemon goesssss 😂"

"🍓🍓🍓
Loved that one.
You will be my email-guy someday.
🤝"

"Great email! Love the storytelling"

I'm using the same techniques I used to gather over 100,000 reads for my books that got people hooked from page 1 and laughing their hearts out


Except now you also get to learn about copywriting while doing it

"Lmao the ending"

"Excellent email, GC!"

"Super fun email, GC. I'm sure it will be a hit

"Ayo I'm game.Stil got a spot?Great email btw"

"Great email GC.Setting the tone ealy for what your subscribers can expect. Love it."

And remember that 'creative email' contest I told you about?


This is Steph Benedetto announcing the win

"It was well-written, creative, and miraculously made an email selling a programming course not at all boring for non-techies and (presumably) for would-be pizza hackers. Well done!👏"

And these are some of the reactions I got to that email

"Good choice! It was a fabulous email"

"Congrats! I thought your email was super creative. Well deserved 🥳"

"This is super creative! I enjoyed reading it even though I'm totally clueless about code"(By the way, my emails are not about code, so you don't have to worry about that)

If you're serious about copywriting, but also a chill peep that likes to have a good laugh, I highly suggest you check them out for yourself

Still unsure?Here's another reason you'll benefit from *my* emails:

Trust Me. I'm An Engineer

(Specifically, a software engineer)

And why should you care that I'm (or at least used to be) a software engineer?Well, of course, you should trust me. 9gag already established that way back in 2009.Damn, it's already been 16 years without a soulIf you get the above reference, you're a real one btw ✌️And why does it matter tham I'm a software engineer? Especially one who was worked with CERN and the Olympic Games.(and if you're a football/soccer fan, the Euro Cup 2024 also used code written by yours truly)Does it mean that I'm a genius? That I understand the deep, inner workings of the world? That I have an extreme and unapologetic affection for strawberries?Not really, although I won't deny any of those.

It means my brain does those happy thingies when it deals with algorithms and systems

And this is why this matters for you, my young copywriter.You see, everyone with an email list is claiming to be gOoD aT tEaChInG OThERs.And they are.As long as what they're teaching is something an elementary student could understand.But the moment we go into something more complicated?Like... I don't know... sales letters? The ONE thing that copywriters are known for doing well

Everybody SUCKS!

Yeah, some can teach you about research.


Some can teach you about writing killer headlines.


Heck, some will even teach you how to write freakin' bullets! Which is something I highly respect.


But when it comes to the actual body of the sales letter, then they split into two groups.

Group 1 says:
"Eeeerrr... just write it 🫠"


And Group 2?Group 2 is funny.Group 2 will hand you a sales letter they wrote once that did well - but with some sentences replaced by blanks 🙃

And, yeah, if you're a copywriter, you should know that there isn't a standard way to write sales letters.But almost everyone who writes sales letters has a certain process they follow.Yet they either don't want you to know it or just don't realize they're doing it.After all, lots of copywriters started as just writers and are more artsy with their approach.If you want to learn from them, be my guest.


But if you'd prefer to learn from someone who can detect patterns and present them to you as algorithms/blueprints/systems/whatever else you wanna call it...


Then you'll LOVE my emails

You're like 2,000 words down the page and you're still skeptical?

Talk about indecisiveness 🙄

But assuming you DESPISE 9-5s the same way I do, you might like this next reason to join my list:

If You Want To Make A Living From Your Craft, I might Be Able To Help You
(Even If Your Craft Is Crafting)

After all, I made it happen in 1  2  3  4 different industries

Up until the age of 18 or so, I wasn't really interested in anything that could turn into a job.Until I studied a bit more about coding.And with what I've achieved in that career path, you'd not be wrong to think that I'd keep on coding forever.Heck, I definitely thought I would.

But instead I did a complete 180 and started from scratch in an industry I knew nothing about 🤪

Seemingly, the coding path was working well.I got a 9-5 in a company before I even finished my studies (in fact, I never ended up finishing them)

Soon afterwards, I started working for the Olympic Games

I created and published 5 apps, including 1 that got over 20,000 installs plus features on TV, Radio, Blogs, and even in a video by some big Greek Youtubers.I also personally got featured on TV for my results in a certain hackathon I participated in.

And in 2020, I left for CERN

At the same time, I started working with a friend on fluter.gr, a hospitality app.And we managed to get it in some of the country's largest, most luxurious hotels, competing with Hilton.But in 2022 I hit an all time low.

I got burnt outAnd the fact that I was at the time anorexic and compulsively exercising, did not help

I quit everything, sold my part of fluter to my friend and business partner and moved on.But I still needed a way to make money.And I didn't want to look at any more code or get another 9-5.So I did what every logical person would do.

I hopped on Upwork offering a service that was completely NEW to me


More speicfically... creative/fiction writing 🫠

I mean, I liked it as a child and had even written a small comic book and a couple of short stories so, why not? 🤷


Now, I'm sure it comes to everyone's surprise, but...

I got my first gig WITHIN 4 DAYS OF BEING ON THE PLATFORM.

It was a children's book about a mammoth that traveled the world.


I busted my ass, focused on delivering the best result (and the best client experience) I possibly could...

AND I NAILED IT!

"I took a chance since there wasn't much prior feedback. I'M GLAD I DID"

I used that to keep getting gigs and before long, I was Top Rated.(Didn't even have the chance to get Rising Star, got straight to Top Rated)In the meantime, since apparently I was an author now, I started writing my own novels.I serialized them with the aim of gathering an audience and monetizing through early chapters and Amazon KDP.


I was doing well and my second novel got 50,000 reads in its first month, but the subscriptions would average at around $200 per month.


Not bad for a complete newcomer and definitely not bad for doing your hobby.


But it took lots of time away from freelancing (after all, to make it as a new author that way, you need to be publishing at least 2,000 words of fiction per day)


So, back on Upwork we go.But I wasn't satisfied with having just a plain old income. You see, I'm greedy like that.So, I started looking for more valuably types of writing.And that's how I stumbled across copywriting.I decided to focus on that and started with something safe--blog posts--while slowly making my way towards full on direct response.The result?


A Top Rated Plus freelancer with 37 gigs on Upwork (and more off it), 5.0 Star Rating, 100% Job Success Score, but most importantly...Multiple 4-figure contracts, including one that raked in over $10,000.And now I'm here to share what I know about copywriting, freelancing, pure writing and generally being a baller 😎If you wanna join the ride, here's the button to join.

"Okay, You've Worked In Different Industries, But Are You Actually Any Good?
Especially in Copywriting"

I don't know - ask them 🤷

"If you're on the hunt for a copywriter who's quick, independent, and delivers top-notch quality, GC is your guy"

"I've had nothing but exceptional work from [GC]. He supported me with website copywriting and email content writing... ...I highly recommend him if you're looking for a gun copywriter!"

"We say a 216% increase in our turnover during Black Friday vs the previous period, and a 697% increase in revenue coming from email"

"Amazing copywriter, if you don't want to get disappointed hire GC"

"- Today is also piling up [the sales]. I didn’t expect it to go that well
- Yeah.. you really have no idea how much work I have to do 😳
- We’re selling too much 😭"

"- Nice! We’re already selling 👌Well done for pumping it out so quickly 👏
- We’re going well, we have a 15.4% click through so far. 7 times over the average"

"George, I read your email: Why is [our latest collection] over. Bravo, very good and smart 💪🔥🔥🔥 [Emails] are going well these days!"

"We did perfectly! I’m very pleased. 22.37% [of revenue coming from email]"
 
Meanwhile, 2 months later, we hit 49.3%

"Hi [client's name]... ...I was all already to smash the buy button on this course today"

"Your suggestions improved my copy a lot. The client was impressed with the emails"

"GC delivered great work on our script writing project"

"Really really good bro... ...it's amazing"

"We got over 100 author applications with your recent efforts!"
_{(which is more than double what they used to get)}

And at some point, people start coming to you, instead of you going to them
"Are you able to write some content for an About Us page? Would love your razzle dazzle writing"

How can I say no when they ask so nicely?
"Perfect direction, GC. Thank you"

"Great kid with a captivating passion for his craft"

"Very talented and brilliant... ...it's a pleasure working with you"

"I would definitely hire [GC] again and I recommend him to anyone looking for his services"

"Very nice and professional job!!!!"

"Perfect!!"

"You sir are amazing"

"Talented writer who produced many high quality articles for us. I recommend him if you need a good writer for entertainment articles!"

"I took a chance since there wasn't much prior feedback. I'M GLAD I DID"

"I loved working with you lmao, I keep coming back"
_{He sure does 😏}

"Hold On A Minute... Isn't This Page Structure Awfully Similar To Daniel Throssell's"

What!?Me? Using Daniel Throssell's Structure!?Pffsstt.. naaah, you must be mistaken...

Of course I'm using a structure similar to Daniel Throssell's!God forbid someone uses a proven framework that works 🤷

Look, being creative is good. Being unconventional even.

But NOT at the expense of results

(Of course results doesn't always mean more money or more conversions, but we'll take more about that on the other side of the newsletter)And if you've read up until this point, it seems that the results are pretty good.Look, no one's forcing you to subscribe (or even to read this page)And inside my newsletter (and products), I talk about, teach, and use stuff that have worked again and again.Not everything that I write or do comes from parthenogenesis.If you don't like that, I wish you all the best and bid you farewel.

But if you DO want to learn how to get results with your writing, even if what I teach sometimes is NOT the most creative, unique, or groundbreaking approach...Then you're welcome inside

And Don't Forget Your Sales Page Loadout!

Remember, by signing up for my copywriting tips, tricks, and shenanigans, you're also getting the Sales Page Loadout for free.It's my 22 elements and actions I use to write highly-converting sales pages.If you're currently struggling with sales pages, this will make the whole process so much easier.Subscribe and it's yours.